It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
it’s sad because it’s true